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  1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  17. DC: Wait-
  18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  19. DC: I didn't-
  20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  22. Marvel: PEACE
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vventz:

in a world full of the word yes

iā€™m here to scream

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save-infinity-on-high:

i am currently confused and freaked out a little bit

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dailypatd:

Bby šŸ’–

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panicatthedisco:

Not even a week into The Gospel Tour & Brendon has already lost his mind.Ā 

Get tickets to THE GOSPEL TOUR w/ WALK THE MOON, Magic Man*, & Youngblood Hawke^

7/18 - Magna, UT @ The Great Salt Air (Tickets)*
7/22 - Milwaukee, WI @ The Eagles Ballroom (Tickets)*
7/23 - Indianapolis, IN @ Farm Bureau Insurance Lawn at White River State Park (Tickets)*
7/25 - Chicago, IL @ FirstMerit Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island (Tickets)*
7/27 - Rochester Hills, MI @ Meadow Brook (Tickets)*
7/29 - Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion (Tickets)*
7/30 - Cleveland, OH @ Jacobs Pavilion At Nautica (Tickets)*
8/1 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE (Tickets)*
8/2 - Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun (Tickets)*
8/3 - Boston, MA @ Blue Hills Bank Pavilion (Tickets)*
8/5 - New York, NY @ The Theater at Madison Square Garden (Tickets)*
8/6 - Toronto, ON @ TD Echo Beach (Tickets)*
8/8 - Toms River, NJ @ Pine Belt Arena (Tickets)*
8/9 - Philadelphia, PA @ Festival Pier (Tickets)*Ā 
8/10 - Baltimore, MD @ Pier 6 Pavilion (Tickets)*
8/12 - Cincinnati, OH @ PNC Pavilion at Riverbend Music Center (Tickets)^
8/13 - Charlotte, NC @ The Uptown Amphitheatre at The Music Factory (Tickets)^
8/15 - Boca Raton, FL @ Mizner Park Amphitheatre (Tickets)^
8/16 - St. Augustine, FL @ St. Augustine Amphitheatre (Tickets)^
8/17 - Atlanta, GA @ Chastain Park Amphitheatre (Tickets)^
8/19 - The Woodlands, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion (Tickets)^
8/20 - Austin, TX @ The Moody Theater (Tickets)^Ā 
8/22 - Dallas, TX @ South Side Ballroom (Tickets)^
8/23 - Oklahoma City, OK @ Zoo Amphitheatre (Tickets)^
8/26 - Los Angeles, CA @ Greek Theatre (Tickets)^
8/27 - San Diego, CA @ SDSU Open Air Theatre (Tickets)^
8/28 - San Jose, CA @ San Jose State Event Center (Tickets)^
8/31 - Portland, OR @ Edgefield^ (Tickets)^